Wall-E & Hancock (2008)

Had the chance to see Wall·E (director Andrew Stanton) this weekend, and I acted. Wall·E is one of probably thousands of trash-compacting bots bent on rearranging a planet choked of post-consumer flotsam and jetsam for Man's eventual (or supposed) return from 700 years of planetary exile; so choked is the plant, that not a single organic remains on the surface. We've all seen the trailers, so I'll keep this brief. The storyline itself is fairly simple, honest, and loaded with that special type of Disney iconography and unobtrusive symbolism; i.e. when the first specimen of organic life is discovered by EVE (or ee-vuh, as Wall·E pronounces it), it's held inside EVE's stomach, then, a light is produced at the left-chest. Like I said, it's a straightforward movie. Never mind the comparisons to E.T., I guess. Mix in some Playskool environmentalism and a few gags on human detachment and rife obesity and there we have it. It's been said a thousand times that the animation is amazing, but especially incredible is the opening Earth scenes, about the first 20 minutes; the remainder wears more cartoonish. The only other thing, and it is a petty criticism, is the Dislovian dialogue (Disney + Pavlovian, if you'll indulge me) between the two bots which is nothing but repetitive waahl-ee's and ee-vuuh's sprinkled with emotion. I wouldn't say it irritating, but a hundred times later it approached my tolerance level. I genuinely expected the many children in the theater to begin parroting at any moment. To my surprise not a single one did.

Also saw Will Smith, Charlize Theron, Jason Bateman, et al in Peter Berg's Hancock but I have no real thoughts on this one, probably because it's terrible. I'll simply paraphrase a chunk of my Paradise Villa (Park Jong Won, '02) review from nearly 3 years ago to the day:

The main problem is that it's just there. It takes itself too seriously to be considered a comedy; too dry to be camp (where it might have had a fighting chance); too base to be considered drama. It just doesn't have a home, so I was left detached and unconvinced in any case.

Had a great 4th of July extended weekend. Lots of fireworks, a few adult beverages, a bit of grilling, perfect weather; couldn't ask for more. Hope everyone did the same